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About Schmidt
Jack Nicholson stars as Warren Schmidt, an embittered man who has just retired after 32 years as an insurance company actuary. When his wife dies suddenly, Warren packs up the 35-foot Winnebago that he and his wife had planned to travel the country in and sets out on a journey across the Nebraska plains to Denver, Colorado, for his daughter's wedding to a waterbed salesman, whom Warren despises. Every move Warren makes seems wrong, and he appears destined to end his life as he lived it: a failure. But along the way, Warren recounts his journey to and shares his observations with an unexpected friend - a poor Tanzanian orphan whom Warren is sponsoring for 73 cents a day. In his long letters to the boy, Warren begins to see himself - and the life he has lived - in a new light.
Before Sunset
Directed by Richard Linklater, this sequel to Before Sunrise is a poignant romance nominated for a 'Best Screenplay' Oscar. Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy reprise their roles as the lovers who meet again by chance in Paris nine years after their one night of passion, and reflect on what happened and what might have been.
Mars Attacks!
Superstar Jack Nicholson as the President of the United States greeting invaders from outer space? Anything can and does happen when the twisted mind of director Tim Burton plunges planet Earth into complete pandemonium in this all-star sci-fi spoof.
The Hunger
Catherine DeNeuve, Academy Award winner Susan Sarandon and rocker DavidBowie star in this stylishly gothic tale of a undying beauty, unendingpassion and their terrible cost--The Hunger.Centuries-old Egyptianvampire Miriam (Deneuve) and her centuries-old lover, John (Bowie), feedon urban nightclub goers. But, while Miriam can bestow a very long lifeon her lovers, she cannot grant them her immortality. When John startsto rapidly age, Miriam seduces Sarah (Sarandon), a doctor researchingpremature aging.
These Woods are Haunted III (7)
A birthday celebration in Ohio turns terrifying when Sasquatches surround a remote cabin. A man struggles to overcome his fear after an unknown creature approaches his tent in the dead of night in Michigan's Upper Peninsula.
The Last Alaskans (8)
The last remaining residents of the vast and remote Arctic National Wildlife Refuge struggle to survive the rugged terrain and frigid conditions.
Restaurant: Impossible XVI (11)
Mike and Cherita started their family-run restaurant, Blue Orleans in Chattanooga, after losing everything in Hurricane Katrina. Now they are going through a divorce, and their kids, Dallen and Jolie, are caught in the crossfire. Chef Robert Irvine works to make the restaurant successful and bring peace back to the family.
Ice Cold Gold II (7)
Josh and Eric travel north of the Arctic Circle to Eqi for one last shot at finding gold. Then, Chad faces the scorn of the rest of the team when they must move the dredge another half-mile before they can search for rubies.
I Am Homicide II (9)
Charlotte, NC, Homicide Detective Garry McFadden must delve into the dark world of White Supremacy in order to take down a slippery murder suspect who flees town and leads the investigator on a cross-country chase.
Coyote Peterson: Brave the Wild (11)
Coyote is determined to capture the venomous Sydney funnel-web spider. After Coyote endures a face-to-face encounter with this aggressive beast, he delivers it to Australia Reptile Park to be studied and learns how to extract its venom to create life-saving anti-venom.
Valerie's Home Cooking (9)
Valerie Bertinelli celebrates her casual California cuisine with a backyard barbecue inspired by a trip to the farmers' market, with Dom's Salsa and Guacamole, Angela's Roasted Corn and Bean Salad, Tom's Spicy Margarita with Jalapeno and Ginger, and Barbecue Chicken Kabobs with Tequila Lime Cilantro. And for dessert, Lynn's Sick Brownie Bites.
Smallville VI (11/22)
In this special episode, Oliver Queen (recurring guest star JUSTIN HARTLEY), aka the Green Arrow, sends out for reinforcements--and Bart Allen (recurring guest star KYLE GALLNER), aka Impulse; Arthur "AC" Curry (recurring guest star ALAN RITCHSON), aka Aquaman; and Victor Stone (recurring guest star LEE THOMPSON YOUNG), aka Cyborg, return to Smallville to help Oliver take down a secret LuthorCorp laboratory. During a break-in at the facility, Bart is captured and tortured by Lex, but when Clark tries to rescue him, he is felled by meteor rock. An alarmed Chloe goes to Oliver for help, and the newly formed league springs into action to rescue Clark and Bart.
Gossip Girl IV (15)
With Russell Thorpe (recurring guest star MICHAEL BOATMAN) poised for a takeover attempt of Bass Industries, Chuck makes one last-ditch effort to save his family's company. Meanwhile, Blair is given a challenging assignment at W magazine with the promise of a possible promotion, and Serena struggles with her feelings for Ben (recurring guest star DAVID CALL -- Rescue Me, Fringe).
Gossip Girl IV (16)
It wouldn't be a proper Upper East Side party without some major Gossip Girl drama, and for Eric's (recurring guest star CONNOR PAOLO) 18th birthday celebration there is plenty to go around. Blair decides to speed up the time table on her career path to becoming a powerful woman, but ultimately stretches herself too thin. Serena is forced to choose between her family and Ben (recurring guest star DAVID CALL). And Chuck and Lily's relationship remains icy in the aftermath of Lily's betrayal.
Expedition X II (12)
Jess and Phil's Catalina Island mission heats up with an underwater find.
Expedition X II (13)
Phil and Jess dive in to investigate America’s most haunted waters.
Smallville VI (11/22)
In this special episode, Oliver Queen (recurring guest star JUSTIN HARTLEY), aka the Green Arrow, sends out for reinforcements--and Bart Allen (recurring guest star KYLE GALLNER), aka Impulse; Arthur "AC" Curry (recurring guest star ALAN RITCHSON), aka Aquaman; and Victor Stone (recurring guest star LEE THOMPSON YOUNG), aka Cyborg, return to Smallville to help Oliver take down a secret LuthorCorp laboratory. During a break-in at the facility, Bart is captured and tortured by Lex, but when Clark tries to rescue him, he is felled by meteor rock. An alarmed Chloe goes to Oliver for help, and the newly formed league springs into action to rescue Clark and Bart.
Smallville VI (12/22)
After being attacked, Clark wakes up in a mental asylum and is told he has been there for five years due to his elaborate fantasy that he has alien superpowers. In this bizarre world, Martha is married to Lionel, Chloe is also mentally unstable and Lana has chosen Clark over Lex. Lana begs Clark to agree to a doctor's treatment so they can be together, but when a fellow patient named John Jones (recurring guest star PHIL MORRIS) informs him that the doctor is actually a phantom and Clark needs to kill him in order to return to reality, Clark must make the toughest decision of his life.
Fringe IV (19/22)
The Fringe tradition of a mind-bending 19th episode continues as the Fringe team goes back to the future.
Roswell, New Mexico IV (1)
With the threat of Jones behind them, in a peaceful Roswell we find Liz is busy teaching while Max lends an assist to his ex-partner on a string of recent bank robberies. Our couples are happy and thriving, but a sudden storm leaves everyone on edge.
Smallville VI (13/22)
After Lois applies lipstick made from red Kryptonite, she becomes overwhelmed with desire for Clark and makes her move. When the two share a kiss, the red kryptonite transfers to Clark and eliminates his inhibitions. Clark then bursts into Lex and Lana's wedding dinner and kidnaps the bride-to-be.
Smallville VI (14/22)
After receiving a photograph of herself dressing in her room, Lana realizes that she has a stalker and decides to hide out at a surprising location. Meanwhile, Jimmy (recurring guest star AARON ASHMORE) breaks up with Chloe, believing that she isn't truly over Clark. Chloe is forced to take a hard look at her feelings for her best friend.
Fringe IV (20/22)
The Fringe teams on both sides fight for a common cause as the Cortexiphan children surface with some shocking new developments.
Roswell, New Mexico IV (2)
A visitor connected to Liz’s past comes bearing gifts. Anatsa digs in on a story about the bank heists, angering Max and putting Kyle and Isobel in a difficult position.
Westworld
Before Jurassic Park, Michael Crichton wrote and directed Westworld, about another amusement park that goes lethally wrong. Richard Benjamin and James Brolin are playboys on vacation in a simulated Wild West, but when the robotic attractions run amok they must escape from Yul Brynner's relentless robotic gunslinger.
Roswell, New Mexico IV (1)
With the threat of Jones behind them, in a peaceful Roswell we find Liz is busy teaching while Max lends an assist to his ex-partner on a string of recent bank robberies. Our couples are happy and thriving, but a sudden storm leaves everyone on edge.
Your Worst Nightmare III (2)
A woman spends her first Mother's Day fighting off a violent intruder who is bound to return.
Body Cam II (2)
Officers respond to a frantic 911 call from a stabbing victim in Oklahoma. Once they arrive, they're confronted by a knife-brandishing man who claims his name is Death.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Did you ever see a dream stalking...? The kids on Elm Street have. For five years, a walking nightmare named Freddy Krueger has haunted their sleep--seeking revenge for the horribly disfiguring death he suffered at the hands of the children's parents. Now, through the dreams of an unborn child, Freddy has resurrected himself ... and he's looking for new victims in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.
These Woods are Haunted III (8)
A father and son stumble across Bigfoot while camping deep in the woods of Michigan. A young woman is stalked by a mysterious presence on a haunted bridge in Georgia.
The Last Alaskans II (1)
With summer fading and trapping season around the corner, Heimo works to build a new cabin for his family. The Seldens settle in and look to fill their larder with moose meat, while the Lewis family attempts to reach an old homestead by boat.
Restaurant: Impossible XVI (12)
Chef Robert Irvine heads to Delray Beach, Fla., to work with Bobby, the owner of Taverna Trela, in hopes of reviving the flagging clientele. Bobby reveals that he has neglected the place due to the loss of his parents, and Robert must dig deep to find a way to fix this family-run Greek restaurant before it's too late.
